she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
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My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
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My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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