adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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