I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
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its like you know when i get waxed
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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