Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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