She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
being pregnant is like rehab
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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