dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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