my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
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not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
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I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
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