Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
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was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
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Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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