I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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