you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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