I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
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I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
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So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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