well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
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After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
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Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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