So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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