She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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