I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
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I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
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I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
my god I love twenty year old dicks
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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