They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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