I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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