oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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