I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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