He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
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Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
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No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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