I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
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Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
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Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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