also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
she told me i tasted like america
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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