i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
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