your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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