She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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