spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
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She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
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Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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