Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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