great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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