I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
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we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
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Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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