In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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