I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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