I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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