found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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