Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
He felt like a one man threesome
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
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