brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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