Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
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He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
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P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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