you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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