I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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