Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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