There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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