This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
i am craving dick and cupcakes
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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