Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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