3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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