I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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