I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
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