she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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