the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
Randomize
