It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
well you can't waste a boner
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Randomize
