We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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