Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
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Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
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Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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