need another drink. this is the easiest way
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Is it penis luge time yet?
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
You need Xanax blowdarts
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
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