Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
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