Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
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He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
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You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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