This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
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I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
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Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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