Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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