we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
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well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
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I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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