I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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