Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
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